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| - Has anybody noticed that they started off great after Taffer, and since then they're going back to their old ways?
GUYS, LISTEN, there's some easy ways to fix this before you destroy your bar again:
1) Fix the dang a/c! If you want people to stay, you make the place comfortable.
2) AUDITION those bands calling up saying that they're interested in playing at YOUR bar. As I just said, it's YOUR BAR, so it's a reflection on you!. If they suck, you suck; if they're awesome, so are you.
3) TRAIN THE DOOR GUY. He should be SMILING and friendly the whole time. Even if he accidentally i.d.'s a 65-year-old with gray hair and wrinkles, or a 25-year-old who thinks he shouldn't have done it, be like, "Oh, *how* old are you? Wow, you look so much younger than your age." or something similar.
4) Hang a sign posted, "WE I.D. ANYBODY WHO LOOKS 35 OR UNDER. If you are over 35, consider it a compliment."
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