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  • Went here for my bachelorette party. We got the free limo ride from the hotel hook up which was fine and I guess a nice touch. We were already pretty drunk at this point and the limo driver was kind enough to let us bring our champagne bottle with straws in it into the limo. The woman taking our money when we got to the club was not so kind. Cue four girls chugging champagne in a ghetto parking lot in Vegas. I think we paid $20 to get in but then were told we also had a two drink minimum we had to meet. I think I ordered a $12 screwdriver which was watered down and weak. Two sips in I was determined to not get another drink there so I nursed that one for the next couple hours. The vibe here was weird. We started out on the first level with the ladies and almost all the men that were there were sitting far away from the stage and not tipping. Rude. We sat in the tipping aisle and got a very kind reception from the girls. The girls were cute but not super hot, but they made up for it in talent. Most of my tipping money went to them because I was just so impressed with the acrobatics. They showed us a great time. Eventually we ventured upstairs the the male stripper section. It was a bachelorette party after all. I was instantly uncomfortable. Only one of the six or so guys was even remotely attractive but that quickly doesn't matter when you see the corny costumes and witness the floor humping. We all got roped into getting lap dances and honestly, I would have rather had a dance from one of the girls downstairs. We decided that this was a total mess so we just decided to go with it. We were pretty much openly making fun of them and at one point my sister started giving my friends dances because honestly, she's more talented than the guys were. (FYI she's NOT a stripper). The manager came over and told us we couldn't dance up there. REALLY? Were we really competition for the guys? Was he really worried that the other bachelorette parties there were going to start paying us instead of the guys? Ridiculous. Overall we had a fun time, but that was probably because we're awesome and can have fun almost anywhere. I definitely don't recommend it for male strippers but it's ok for the girls. We did get a ride back to the hotel afterwards and spent half the ride drunkenly begging and trying to bribe the driver to take us to McDonalds. He kept refusing and finally said, "You know you have a McDonalds in your hotel, right?" Good game, sir. Good game.
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