Okay okay so my last few experiences at Earl definitely improved from that first visit.
This particular time, it was 6AM, and I was hungry for a bacon and egg sandwich. We were at MGM and it wasn't a far trek over to Planet Hollywood. I was practically in pajamas still, knowing that everyone else passing by us at this time, probably looked worse anyway cause they would have been coming home from a night of debauchery (and all that lovely things that come with that HAHA).
No line. YES! Got a bacon, egg and cheddar on ciabatta and a coffee.
Man that sammy was hot. Like steamy, burn your tongue hot! But It sure was good. The bacon was crunchy (ok slightly overcooked but it was still grrreeaat), fluffy egg, melty cheese, toasty ciabatta.
Now that's much more appealing to wake up to than that girl who looked hot under strobe lights the night before I'm sure.