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  • This post will totally gross you out once you hear my experience here. My boyfriend wanted a massage because he's been stressed out at work for the last few days. Therefore, I found an amazing deal on Groupon for a 60 minute couples massage. My massage therapist was named Shaun. I had mention to him to focus on my back for the massage and he did. I had told Shaun that I like my massages to be strong and deep and please use as much strength as you can on my back and he agreed. Unfortunately, his hands were too weak and the pressure wasn't deep enough so then he decided to use his elbows and forearm to dig deep pressure on my back... What did I notice rubbing on my back?!! Shaun's 2 inch hairy forearm cutting across my back!!!! What are you thinking?!! Why would a massage therapist have hairy arms?! And why would you use it on your client?!! How unprofessional!! Now I smell like hairy forearm hair on my back!! To make things worst, Shaun was sick! He has the sniffles the whole time during my couples massage. Guess where his sniffles dripped on? Yes, his nasty, wet, contaminated disease he carried dripped on my neck, back, arm & hand!!!! Why would you massage your client if your sick?!! How unprofessional! This place uses a lot of amateur students fresh out of school. They have no technique and have no clue what they are doing! To top it off, we came in at 12:45 for our 1pm massage. We were in the rooms by 1pm and spoke to our massage therapist and undressed. Our massage ended 1:45. I thought it was a 60 minute massage?!! The whole massage experience was only 35 mins. I took a picture of the clock when we were done to prove that they were dishonest with this so called "60 minute massage". Many of you Would ask, why didn't I get up?! Well, I was being a real team player for my boyfriend during our couples massage because he needed it. Save yourself the hassle of coming here! Unless you want snot all over your body!
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