If I were the country of Mexico, I'd start a revolution just to put this place out of business.
I have never had such bland, uninventive food in my life. Honestly, it takes a real screw-up to take the taste out of plain beans. Ugh.
For the record, I ordered a beef taco, chicken enchilada and pumpkin flan. I'd love to be able to tell you what the taco and enchilada tasted like but there was no flavor. Just the empty promise OF flavor. The food itself was some amalgamation of red and brown intagibles with bits of cheese stuck to them. Terrible. Were I not so starving, I would have thrown it all away or used it to paint a red and brown masterpiece on my cubicle wall.
The pumpkin flan was the only positive thing about my meal, for the simple fact that it has a discernible taste. Honestly though, it's basically pumpkin pie with a sweet sauce.
Nice try, Zocalo, but Mexican food is just not your thing.