As a pour speler, I was soopper excited 2 find Wigle Whiskeey. Not only do they craft A prety goud produkt, they R on board wit doing awayy wit da superfluous silent leters that plagge our English lanague.
Okay, actualy I lernd durig mi tastig of 5 of theer artisin spirits, tat da owner's name is Wigle and that's how day got there naam. but since I hav selective heering -N- understandig when I'm drinkig wiskey, I chouse 2 believe they maad their delishious spice rum-like mead for grammerly N spealing -chalnged individualls lik me.
(This was way harder to write than you would think. I had to be really deliberate about the errors. My spell checker hated me)