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If you see a green and white sign at the end of the road, you're less than fifteen seconds from the Shake Shack, baby! We were headin' down Park Avenue, looking for the burger... getaway... headed for the burger getaway!
So I see you've probably got the point. Shake Shack gets me excited enough to attempt a terrible B-52's rendition. You KNOW these burgers got in my head. Burgershake Delirium 2018. Keep me in your prayers, peeps!
I'd never had Shake Shack so of course I was all about the opportunity on opening day, where I will say they handed out some pretty stellar coozies and Shake Shack sunglasses - summer staple, ya'll! The line seemed pretty rough and it was a bit hot, but I cannot stress enough how absolutely worth it is to wait for a while. Just maybe pack some almonds so you don't start gnawing your neighbor's arm off. The smell that kept passing by me was enough torment for a lifetime... but when it was finally my turn to sink my teeth into my burger... all was forgiven.
I went with the standard Shackburger. It had some tasty Shack sauce. The cheese was melted ever so perfectly on my juicy burger... I honestly NEARLY inhaled this thing. The fries were golden brown and had the absolute best texture which SURPRISED me because honestly I'm not a crinkle cut girl. These were far too legit to quit. I ate every single one. I dipped some in an extravagant cheese sauce, which was truly the best balance of rich and creamy without being overkill. Others I enjoyed the simple pleasures of ketchup, which was classic and delish!
I tried a sip of my friend's shake and it was definitely nothing to scoff at! Man! This place being around may be a blessing and a curse to all of Beachwood man and womankind. I can feel the cravings coming...
Bang bang, on the door baby, bang bang! Shake Shack, baby Shake Shack!
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