Burgatory (greater than) BRGR (greater than) Tessaros.
Yelp won't let me use the 'greater than' symbol. You get the picture. Seeing that I don't eat meat patties, ya'll can take that equation with a grain of salt based on strictly either pescatarian or veggie burger selections.
Burgatory was hands-down-in the top 3 of all-time-deliciousist veggie burgers ever. I did the "Custom Creation" with the sweet onion crust and it was a perfect, crunchy exterior and well-blended (not goopy or mushy) composition. The whole wheat bun was pretty fantastic too. I typically remove half of my bun (the top part, for those of you curious). This is due to the "Bun to Meat Ratio Dilemma".
Truth Bomb: Inner fat kid could eat the truffled shallot aioli on anything
We tried (clean plate clubbed) the Six-Napkin Nachos to start. The chicken chili on top was pretty awesome. They do the chicken chili by the cup/bowl, which I can imagine would be perfect on a cold winter day.
Good selection of drafts/bottled brews. I had a refreshing glass of sangria. They change the ingredients on the sangria pretty regularly too. If it wasn't in such a weird location, it would be a good spot for just drinks.
Why no 5-star? The fries were not very impressive. It does take an hour even on weeknights to get a table (even though it doesn't appear crowded, because they text you when your table is ready and people just leave - which seems detrimental to the bar business). And they put 5 of us clearly at a table for 4. Eeking a 5 star outta me would require a little more menu exploration; one of those milkshakes is likely the tipping point.