Lobby- Fabulous
Elevators- Smelled like B.O.
Hallway to rooms- Welcome to Murder Town
Rooms- What is this? A room for ants?!
So the rooms are teensy tiny and the hallways are painted like a turn in the story in a Stanley Kubrick movie but for the price and location this is actually a really excellent hotel.
Lobby is beautiful and there's a center courtyard that I failed to take advantage of but would go back to in a second. Located on the border of Chinatown and walking distance from pretty much everything, we loved this hotel and I was able to book it the day of for a long weekend stay.
There was very little room to move around in the room when my suitcase wasn't upright but the AC worked well, there was a tv, a teensy bathroom with a very strange shower set up that could only be comfortable for Slender Man but it had a mirror in the shower in case you want to see yourself naked in the first and second person, or if you're like me and can't keep your hands off your face you can really go to town on those blackheads while you try to figure out why anyone would build a sideways single-person shower with no door.
Overall, it's better than fine, the staff are exquisite, and its near a ton of cool stuff (and some semi-shady stuff but it's easy to avoid and I wouldn't categorize as dangerous). Oh, and the attached restaurant has a taco Tuesday happy hour. Very important stuff.
And if you don't speak French its no big deal here. Parlais your Anglais all day, bae.