This was a fun one. From the half filled goldfish tank with more than a bakers dozen of large fish in it, to the hocking of pho designer sunglasses and jewelry, I know this was going to ether suck or be a rare treat.
I ordered my pu pu platter and began to wait. Should I buy some D&G sunglasses 3 for 20 bucks? Or some Gucci merchandise? Or maybe I should move so I don't get permanently stuck to whatever substance was on the floor. During the entire wait, The (I assumed) owner was in a very heated conversation on the phone. I did not speak the language, but it was very intense, and borderline uncomfortable. So to pass the time I made up my own dialogue for the argument. Which now is about what the best Pink Floyd album is. The person on the phone was for Dark Side, but the owner was solidly for Wish You Were Here. We all know its The Wall.
The pu pu platter? Crab Rangoon - average; Chicken - rubbery; Dumpling - rubbery; Ribs - rubbery; (pattern?) Beef - rubbery; But a great deal I got on a set of Dior sunglasses.