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  • I stopped in the other day with my entourage of devastatingly good looking friends and of course my awe inspiringly good looking girlfriend. So naturally when we entered everything came to a screeching halt. A few women audibly gasped as I approached the counter and a grown man began to weep as my gang of filthy bagel hungry sluts sauntered bye. I'm from NY originally, and you know how annoyingly snobbish we can be about our food. Probably most painfully arrogant about our pizza, and also bagels. I know I am at least. I suffered through a few bagel experiences in Florida that bordered on that scene from The Marathon Man....you know which one you coy little devil. This place knocked my proverbial socks off son! I kid you not kid, this was legit NY style bagels, not even forgetting the obscene amount of cream cheese. I was also pleasantly surprised to see the Honeymooners playing on the TV. (Went home and pirated the series that night....shhhhh.) Great food, and a friendly staff! I felt sort of bad for the poor girl who was making bagels behind the window. I felt like I was at the Zoo and she looked pretty uncomfortable back there. Also there was a mildly creepy old guy whose shorts were way to short. I mean why the hell should I have to look at that before I even have coffee? I expect them to fix this immediately.
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