Well hello there little cream puff. What are you doing in a place like this? You're so delicate and sweet in contrast to the harsh winter wind chilling me to the bone today. But it's a wind I did brave to come to greet you. I've heard good things and decided it was time you and I met.
Your creator explained to me that I could pick your flavour. I was to pick out you, or one of your little brother or sister cream puffs. I picked you of course and in three different mixtures of flavours. Chocolate and banana, vanilla and strawberry, coconut and banana. You're lightly flaked exterior expanded right before my eyes as I watched your creator pump his soft creamy pudding inside of you.
I couldn't wait to take you home. Now I'm here, and your sitting across the room from me, staring, waiting... only increasing my longing. I've already given in to the chocolate and banana version of you and I fear my self control won't last much longer. One little cream puff simply doesn't satisfy me. So fresh, so tender. It's time.