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  • After a long day at work I was greeted by my beautiful wife who informed me that she had placed an order for Thai. The excitement on my face was plain for all to see and the sheer joy that soon I would be feasting on Thai food was almost uncontrollable. The only downside was that there was a one hour wait, but after the day I had had, one hour was fine by me. As I sat there, salivating in anticipation building up small puddle on the floor, it suddenly dawned on me that one hour had passed and there was no sign of our Thai food. I stood up to the get the phone when I slipped on the salivation puddle I had created. My wife came in to see me in clear distress so she reached out Real Thai ON and was informed that it was a little bit late so please hold tight. I picked myself up off the floor and returned to the couch where I decided it would be the best place for me to conserve energy until the food arrived. I couldn't contain myself and the salivation continued. Fast forward another 30 minutes and my small puddle was now a child sized swimming pool. I picked up the phone and through the drool dribbling down my face I conversed with the operator who informed me that the delivery driver was on his way. Despite being 30 minutes passed their delivery time I simply could not muster up the energy to fuss. I sat there for what seemed like an eternity...another 30 minutes passed...two hours now and still no sign of food. I stood up and dove off my sofa executing a perfect reverse 2 1/2 somersaults with 2 1/2 twists in pike dive into the Olympic sized swimming pool I had created on the floor. I swam across the living room to the phone and using every bit of strength I had left I called the number again. This time, after two hours of waiting I was told that the driver was just leaving. My wife overheard the commotion and took the phone from my frail and weak grasp. Irate that not only is the food still not here after two hours but also that the operator had lied to us 30 minutes ago saying the driver was on his way when in fact he hadn't even left. They offered us 10% off our bill which is more of a joke than a good "knock-knock". We cancelled the order immediately and ordered a pizza....which arrived from a location further away in just 30 minutes. All in all, its safe to say we will never be ordering from there again, despite me perfecting my diving skills in the process.
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