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  • The scene was a Friday night out with my friends. I had quite a bit to drink so I got up to use the restroom. As I approached down the hallway, the music of the bar began to be replaced by music of a different sort. At some point I realized that the music was actually coming from the bathroom, however I was not at all prepared for what I was about too walk into. The bathroom attendant. Quite possibly the coolest MF I have ever seen, on par with Samuel Jackson, greeted me with a slight head tilt and a faint smile. This man was wearing sunglasses inside and shredding a Dj turn table while pumping soap and handing towels out. I was at the urinal vibing to no diggity down to my soul in the most epic piss I've ever taken. When finished I saw a collection of every candy and gum that you could imagine along with cologne, condoms, lotion, and raw unadulterated swag. It's for this reason alone that I give 5 starts, cause I really don't no much about the place.
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