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  • I do not care how family orientated a full-service gym is, but no matter what they need an Olympic platform. Power cleans, and snatches are required if you are truly training for athletic explosiveness and power, and they are only properly conducted on an Olympic platform. Additionally, the excuse for not having an indoor track based upon joint impact is complete weaksauce bs. Treadmills and ellipticals and stationary bikes cannot and will not ever make up for distance traveled by foot against ground. So there are the two stars you're missing Lifetime. Fix those and I'll come back! Now let me sing your praises. Thank god you give those fully developed under 18 females neon coloured wristbands! If you didn't I'd probably be in jail by now, due to no fault of my own really. (She got it from her momma!) The steam room and dry sauna are great. If you're sore, pop in for a good 10 minutes steam. Then do a 10 minute dry sauna, and then do another steam, you'll feel right as rain. There is a huge outdoor pool with a water slide, and I know there are summer camps (day camps) you parents can drop your kids off at during the day and not have to worry about them just playing video games for several hours. Also there is a pretty amazing 3 story rock climbing wall, which I never used, but I did see, thus confirming its existence and awesomeness. So other than my training requests and a high price point (but worth it if you will go a lot based on amenities, or have kids) there is almost no reason not to be a member. That is unless you hate kids and you can't stand hot milfs and cougars. In that case go grab some "training supplements" and head on over to the nearest Gold's Gym and get that sweet calf workout you've always been missing in your amazing physique enhancing training.
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