I am writing this review while sitting on the plane using Wifi. Praise the lord* for this modern day miracle!!! Walking on water is no doubt spectacular, but did Baby J himself ever fly?!?! I bet five bucks that ain't in the bible. How in the world did people who eat mayonnaise figure out how to get a chunk of metal and dead dinosaur juice thousands of feet into the air and keep it there for hours on end? This in and of itself warrants five stars.
* scientists and engineers