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"Nesto, take Helena out for a nice dinner" Mom says beaming.
At the Cheesecake factory??! But I love her...
Cheesecake factory is ok. For the record I am not a cheesecake fan, so that being said...
I took my mom out to lunch with the gift card, because she appreciated it, and Helena passed. LOL can't say that I really blame her.
The place has issues with identity...and size. Basically Cheesecake factory is a bisexual man with a small penis, metaphorically speaking.
I get the feeling that even their staff selection is based on this premise. All very nice folks, but somehow not decision makers in this world, so stuck in limbo.
I had a Monte Cristo. It was very OK. My mom could make me better...hey there's an idea for next Christmas! Mom had the lettuce wraps and a gargantuan salad.
I had Merlot, my mom had Gin and Tonic.
It's a solid safe bet if you are from out of town and don't want to chance it on a better independant restaraunt--Although if you are on Yelp, there really is no excuse. We will steer you to a great restaurant.
Other than that I can think of no real reason to frequent here. There are just too too many great restaurants that I want to try in the Phoenix area.
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