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  • Okay, so repeat after me: I will avoid Centre Island like the plague and instead go to Hanlan's Point! Folks, if you don't like the island because of the noisy children, shit food and crowds, you're going to the wrong part. Centre Island totally sucks unless you're six. If you want to get away from the city and pretend that it doesn't exist for a day (or more practically, that you're on vacation), hit up Hanlan's Point. Yes it's a clothing optional beach so you will see the little old men parading up and down the beach (and yes, they do do that), but they are harmless and honestly there is something freeing about being able to be topless on the beach if you're a girl. More even tan lines for one. So why Hanlans? The ferry lines are much smaller and you can bring your bike, your dog, a picnic. Whatever. Plus, no screaming kids because not too many people bring their children to that end of the island. The beach is cleaner and more pristine at that end. Less kids means less chance of warm water too if y'know what I mean. The scenery is charming and you can appreciate it because it's not totally clogged with people. There is a grassy area perfect for picnics, washrooms, trails, an abandoned lighthouse (rumored to be haunted), and the nude-y beach. Bring your bike to get around and explore. Also great if you eat all your food and are still hungry. You can just bike to the opposite end of the island (the residential part) and eat at the absolutely adorable restaurant over there. And yes, you can take your bike back on that ferry. Bring a picnic (and beverages of a certain nature are cool too, just don't make it tooooo obvious), an umbrella, any beach gear you might fancy really, and make a day of it! This has been my fail-proof method of keeping what remains of my sanity intact during the summer when "vacation" is a non-existent term in my industry. I hope it works wonders for you too!
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