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  • So, we're sitting home on a random Monday night trying to figure out what to eat. Every single day of my life I pass Cheeburger Cheeburger and laugh at the name. I figured it was like Chili's or Buffalo Wild Wings; turns out it's closer to a Johnny Rockets or an In N Out Burger! I walked in and immediately noticed the "wall of achievers" to my direct right. Turns out there's an eating challenge here. Turns out that challenge is a one pound burger. Easy. So easy. My friends all got a shake to start with, and in retrospect, I could have also. However, I decided to forgo the shake and just do the pounder. I ate the 1 pound burger (to which I added bacon) in under 5 minutes. Hardly a challenge. I also ate the fries, onion rings, and finished 3 diet cokes. I hadn't eaten all day. I ate like a champion. They took my picture, made me sign a waiver, and I contemplated another hamburger. I wanted to tack my picture onto the kid's Wall of Fame, but they wouldn't let me since I'm over 18. I think at this point in the story it is important to note that I shaved all of my facial hair except for my pedo-stache. My picture at Cheeburger Cheeburger has me making a ridiculous face with a pedo stache and a stuffed hamburger. I've never been more proud in my life. Back to the food; you can customize your burger with tons o' shit. It's like a slightly (better?) Fuddruckers. I felt like there were more topping options. The shakes looked scrumptious. The shake of the day was a frozen oreo hot chocolate; I tasted it and almost slipped into a coma. I'm really glad I came here, and I'm going to go back so I can tackle the pounder again. I'm going to see if they'll make a new challenge with two pounders. THAT would be tough. They should name it the Burger Boner Bonanza.
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