Main bullet point - Really, really bad burgers. I ordered a double bypass burger and found it so off-putting and bland I couldn't eat much of it. I decided to take a bite of each ingredient separately to see what the problem was.
The patty seemed like a very low grade "soy-burger" type thing that had close to no flavor what-so-ever. Even the bacon didn't taste very baconey [sic]. The cheese tasted like I was biting into a glob of pure lard with a tiny bit of cheese flavoring added, it was really disgusting.
The fries were almost as bad as the burger.
The only thing I had that was good was the chocolate shake. It was unusual in that it had a buttery flavor. That might not sound good, but it is. If you must come here definitely get the shake.
This place is all theme and gimmick. If you want to experience it in the best way, stay outside and look through the window and watch the spankings and goofiness for a few minutes. It's not worth going in.