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  • I took my best friend here the night before his wedding. We were set to go somewhere else but the guy at the cab stand suggested here instead. Well. The place is dark. I mean, DARK. We stumbled around for a bit trying to find a spot to sit. It was a Friday night and still relatively early so it wasn't too crowded... which was a bummer because I would have enjoyed feeling my way, if you know what I mean. We weren't in our seats 2 minutes before the vultures began descending. I dubbed the first girl "Skeletor", not because of how rail thin she was, but because her cheeks were so sunken in, she looked like a toothless crack whore. I kid you not. Plus she looked to be about 50. I mean, the place was dark, but not SO dark that we couldn't tell she was in no way attractive. We immediately began to question the steep cover charge. Let me interrupt myself here to comment on the cover charge. $50 a person! We later found out from a friendly girl that they check your ID's first so they know if you're an out-of-towner. Locals don't get hit with the cover charge. Shame on you for that, SR. Back to the girls. Meh. Really. I can appreciate a lovely lady but we had to turn away girl after girl because of one thing or another. Like, they had great boobs but no butt. Or a great butt and no boobs. Perhaps that's why it is so dang dark in this place? So discerning people can't be quite so... discerning? Really, we were not impressed at all. Until... My friend went to use the bathroom. While he was in there, I spotted HER. I had to get up out of my seat and get her attention. She was the ONE girl who had "the entire package" and I knew my BFF would approve. She waited patiently for my friend to come back. When he did and saw her, I knew I picked the right girl. She was the only one we picked to dance for us that night. And she DID NOT disappoint. She is the ONLY reason this place gets the 3 stars from me. It was all made worth it when we returned to our hotel and my friend's wife-to-be complained how my friend was smeared in lipstick and glitter from head to toe. She asked him to take a shower right away because "he smelled like cheap booze and cheap women". Hey!! Those women were NOT cheap!!
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