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  • After reading many positive reviews for this business, I decided to give them a try myself. Walking in, I was confused to if I was at the right entrance - there were two, and the front entrance seemed like it might not be the correct one. No one was around to greet us, as they were getting ready for a baby shower in their semi-private room. We eventually got seated. Our waitress was not overly friendly, but she wasn't rude either. She took our order in a brisk manner and was off again. I ordered the meat lovers breakfast and my Husband ordered the monte cristo sandwich and potato skins. We both ordered a soft drink and a water. The potato skins came out first - YUCK! How the heck do you mess up potato skins? But the main problem with the skins was also the most horrific sentence I have ever uttered: "The bacon is gross." THE BACON IS GROSS! No bacon lover should ever have to say such a terrible thing! We barely touched the skins after that, and after a short wait, our meals arrived. The eggs, toast and ham in my meal were good, though they only gave me one measly jam packet, like it was being rationed or something. Maybe there was a jam shortage or the king had come to collect the jam taxes. But the bacon was, again, just disgusting. It tasted like it had been cooked in very, very, very old oil, as did the sausages. I actually spit the sausage into my napkin and attempted to wipe my tongue with it, getting paper all over my tongue in the process. The paper was preferable. The only saving grace of our meal was the monte cristo sandwich, which was actually pretty good. Most of my meal sat uneaten, and before we were done eating, I was sick to my stomach. The waitress came by and asked if I'd like a refill on my ginger ale. I said no thank you, and to my utter dismay, she grabbed my half-drank ginger ale and took it to the kitchen, all before I could utter even a whimper or let one single tear gently fall from my eye. For over $2.50 a pop, she could have a least let me finish my badly-needed ginger ale. Overall, our meal cost $46.00 with tax and before the tip. I was so sick to my stomach from my meal, I told my Husband "no thanks" to ever coming to this restaurant again. We took our leftovers home, and my Husband accidentally dumped mine right in front of our apartment door. I didn't mind.
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