Notes on IKEA
-It's the Eurotrash Wal-mart.
-My boyfriend gets overstimulated and has to test all the "poang" chairs by bouncing on them. This is because he is too old to play in the ball room.
-Then we usually get into a fight.
-I recommend the open-faced shrimp and hard boiled egg sandwich with dill in the cafeteria. Order a glass of wine and pretend you live in a civilized country
-I tend to panic when I can't find the exit and feel like a rat in a maze