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| - I work relatively close to MMG, so I've given it a few chances.
No more.
MMG is WAY too expensive for what you get, and what you get is inconsistency, salt, a weird wetness and mush.
Turkey meatballs: salt.
Cucumber salad: salt and mush
Pasta with marinara: salt, mush, and wetness.
"Premium" burger: see picture. Seriously. It's awful.
Rocky Balboa wrap: wet, mush and salt.
Rice and beans: wet, salt, mush.
Pizza: salt. SALT SALT SALT SALTY SALT.
Order any of these a second time and you will get a completely different item from what you got the first time.
Which might be a good thing.
When dining in at MMG, you will have the pleasure of listening to the cook sigh and huff his way thru screwing up your salty wet pile of mush while waiting at least 20 minutes. DO NOT LET HIM KNOW YOUR ORDER IS WRONG. It will take an additional 20 minutes to fix AND you get stink eye the whole time you have to wait. It's not worth it anyway, as you get a salty, wet, mushy pile of slop regardless.
It's like paying for dinner and a show. But with lots of salt. And mush. And wet.
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