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  • First time I dined here quite possibly a day or two after they opened & everything was spectacular. Their shrimp linguine was generously portioned with loads of very fat shrimp & I inhaled everything on my plate in a matter of minutes. Sis couldn't keep her fork off my dish either. I forgot what she ordered but it was also pretty good & I kept stealing hers to the point of no return. Second time around, sis & I used a $30 for $15 Groupon voucher & OMFG! SALT ASSAULT/INAUTHENTIC B.S. EVERYTHING. Do I detect a faint whiff... no, a quadruple sucker-punch of new management sabotage? The bulgogi tacos were the absolute wrong cuts of beef (tasted like overcooked stewing beef smothered in the absolute worst attempt at bulgogi seasoning known to man & looked like dry, puckered Rendang. I swear I also detected a faint hint of gristle. It took all my TMJ strength to chew it into swallowable pieces). The Angry Duck spring rolls were possibly the best stuff there. Still, very unimpressive & unmemorable. I got ambiguous mush/a practical joke instead of tangible, deliciously game-y chunks of duck. The thing that really irked me was their Pizza Margherita. The cheese was shredded low-grade mozza-cheddar crap (instead of Fior Di Latte as falsely indicated on the menu. DAMNABLE LIES!) & the crust was way too thick & reminiscent of commercial freezer-to-oven pizza. Not to mention, no fresh basil leaves. Guess what we got instead: dried, green particulate matter in a shaker. I was beyond appalled. At $12~13, I expected some effort towards authenticity, not just a basic delivery-calibre cheese pizza. Margherita D.O.P. methinks totally not! Margherita of Savoy would be spinning in her grave! Also, the washrooms were just EW. Toilet ring, lack of paper towels= appetite crushing (as if it already wasn't). Even if someone else paid for it, I felt like arguing with the manager for a refund. It would have been a great deal. Sigh... if only the food was actually fit for human consumption. Wishful thinking/too much to ask, perhaps? I should have known to avoid the place entirely since in spite of their Groupon promo wackiness, the place was virtually empty.
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