Bland.
Had to eat every bit of blandness or else I would be charged extra for any blandness I left on the plate.
As a "thank you for eating here," the waitress gave our group a surprise plate of sushi, something newly concocted by the chef. We were heartened, thinking it might be some sort of dessert sushi to sweeten the palate, but no. More bland sushi, artfully decorated with KETCHUP. Bleahhhh!!!
I guess they thought the Americans would like it.