I have a headache from my "massage." It didn't start out so bad, but once I went from face up to face down, it was a whole nother experience!
Long story short, the lady had no idea what she was doing. Her elbow was pressing into my spine, she was "massaging" joints (who the hell massages an elbow??) and she wasn't paying any attention to how I was tensing up or saying "OW" due to her efforts. At one point, she laughed at me.
I think I need a massage to recover from this experience! Never again, what a waste of hard earned money!