About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/sgbaLBRKe6DIqySi8xpa_A     Goto   Sponge   Distinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • Yo, I will never do this sh*t again, well not for a 2 hour ride at least. Don't get me wrong, if you're into nature, horses, and riding those horses in nature, then this may be your kind of activity... but after about 15 minutes of this ass pounding excursion, I was ready to turn back. Some of these horses were out of control too! They be biting other horses, freaking them out, which in turn freaks out the other horses on the trail. The guides told us not to let the horses eat anything on the trail, but that was a major fail, because my horse was hungry as hell I guess. Every time we stopped, this fool would turn his head and start eating the flowers. For some reason, my horse would continue to trip on the trail, not sure if that had anything to do with him eating those damn flowers. If you do decide to go on this tour, just make sure you wear something to cover your mouth, because if you don't, you will end up with black dusty boogers. Also, DO NOT allow your foot to get too close to the rear end of another horse while you ride. These dudes will crap randomly, and you may get some horse brownies on your shoe.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (126 GB total memory, 67 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2025 OpenLink Software