I think there might be something wrong with me, because I don't like East Side Marios. I don't find it particularly appealing, and yet everytime I get dragged here for birthdays or dinners we end up waiting for ages in a crowd of people to get a seat. Did I miss a memo or something? Is there some hidden beauty here? I always feel like a snob, but I just don't like it.
The food tends towards mediocre, the servers are always hurried and busy, and are often snotty too. Yeah, definitely not a fan. I can make my own crappy pasta in store bought sauce, I don't need to pay three times as much for an entrée. The décor does not appeal either. It just doesn't feel worth it.