There are two reasons to come to Sam's:
First, you're too lazy to cook and want to eat a meal of comparable quality at a super reasonable price. I got two eggs, three pieces of bacon, and two pieces of buttered toast for $4.95.
Two, you want their breakfast special. Two slabs of French toast lathered in pancake batter and cooked into the most delectable squishy crispness you can imagine. Do your mouth a favor (flavor?), and order it. You'll cry a little once your plate is empty, but oh good god it's worth it.