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  • It was a random Thursday night and I wanted something quick and something satisfying. I drove around and found this place and it looked promising. The atmosphere looked great, the place looked clean and It looked like a decent spot to have some pizza. They also had flat screen tv's at every booth with direct tv which is kinda cool. The first impression was great. The place looks well maintained and the staff is pretty friendly. I looked around their menu a bit and was kinda bummed they didn't offer pizza by the slice. Granted, it does say gourmet pizza, so perhaps that is why they don't offer it by the slice. After much deliberation, I decided to go with a small 4 cheese pizza and a small order of buffalo wings and a small drink. After getting my drink, I sat down and waited for my food. When my wings arrived, I knew I was in for extreme food disappointment. First off, they served the wings on a cardboard disc with parchment paper. Really? I know businesses are hurting, but what the hell? Secondly the wings were just sub standard tasteless prepackaged Tyson buffalo wings from Walmart, or it just tasted and looked like them. You call yourself gourmet pizza restaurant and you serve prepackaged wings? C'mon guys. I really really hoped that their pizza would taste better, but I was so wrong. The pizza was once again served on a cardboard disc. GOURMET PIZZA ON A CARDBOARD DISC!? SERIOUSLY, C'MON! Even a hole in the wall restaurant serves food on a plate! Their pizza was tasteless and just plain disgusting. I don't know where these people learned how to make pizza. Yes, the place looks nice and decked out with flat screens, but their food is just bad. They should have invested the money they put into their TV's into learning how to make pizza. These are the things that should be changed if they want customers coming back for their food. 1. Wings. STOP SERVING PREPACKAGED CRAP. Invest in a deep fryer and make them from scratch with actual buffalo sauce. 2. How they make pizza. The sign says gourmet. It's far from it. Your food sucks, get someone who has taste buds and knows how to make a good pizza to show you how to make it. 3. Serving the pizza. STOP SERVING FOOD ON A CARDBOARD DISC. You guys truly deserve an EPIC FAIL for this. I seriously doubt I would ever eat here again unless they make a change in how they make their food and how they serve it. The food sucks plain and simple. I guess if you wanted to watch some Direct TV you could go, but don't ever go for the food.
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