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  • If you live in Ahwatukee, you know this is the ONLY hookah lounge nearby... the next closest ones being near ASU, some 7-15miles away... Sammy. I can't tell you enough how disappointed I am in your negligence to run a business... Way too over priced. NO COAL SERVICE. I used to work at a hookah lounge- they try packing on 5 or 6 coals on top of the bowl so it will burn thru really fast, convincing the customer to either leave sooner (to free up room for more customers) or purchase another refil... I asked the employee if I could have a pair of tongs, thinking they simply forgot to bring out tongs, and he said 'customers aren't aloud to have tongs- they drop coals and burn themselves' do I look like i'm gunna burn myself?? the only thing burning is the tobacco- and that's cuz there's 5 fucking coals on it. OKAY, if I can't regulate the proper ashing and rotation of my coals, who will??? I have to flag you down and complain about the hookah before you'll even look at the coals.... POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE. due to the over-use of coals, only 2 people in my group of 4 got to smoke hookah before it turned to burnt ash. I told Sammy the bowl was unacceptable, and he agreed to load a different bowl, with different flavors (His excuse was "Sometime that flavor doesn't taste good" SO WHY WOULD YOU SELL IT?!???) and then at the end of the night, he ended up charging us for the 2nd hookah. $50 for 2 terrible hookahs... and your alcohol.... is WAYYYYY overpriced.... $9 for a bottle of Dos Equis??? honestly, I understand the business a lot more than you do. In order to stay in business as a hookah lounge, you need to provide much better service, switch to better quality tobacco, and cut your prices in half. then you will have more loyal returning clientele. I know you have SOME customers that return, but I blame that on their lack of knowledge and having not experienced what a GOOD hookah lounge has to offer. If I could rate 0/5 starts, I would. I'll give you this- you have nice expensive TV's and your Furniture is rather comfortable.... I have an idea, how about you hand over your business to me, let me fix it, and I'll pay you a percentage- it'll be more than what you're making now, AND you'll get to see how a business should be ran...
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