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| - I'm pretty heartbroken, I can't lie. We love the pizza here, and appreciate the vegan-ability of the options, but the last time we were here, we accidentally got bacon on our pizza. I understand that probably seems pretty silly to most omnivores, but it was borderline traumatic for us. Like, boom, dead animal smokehouse on your veggie pizza & 3 hrs of trying to wash the flavor/memory away.
I presume it happened because the veggie-section is done after the meat section, instead of vice versa, and some little stray bacon bit came along for the ride from somebody else's pizza into like, some spinach or whatever that we got.
I actually might cry, because this is the only pizza worth having this side of the Mississippi, and now I'll prolly have to settle.
Maybe use some tongs/a utensil for the veggies? I dunno. I'm just gonna go cry now.
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