To market, to market to buy a fat Yelp... what exactly is a fat Yelp anyway? If it's something full of ridiculous awesomeness, well then Bridgeland Market fits the bill.
I like that I don't have to drive all the way down 17th Ave or trek forever over to the farmer's market when I want some fresh organic veggies or a loaf of Aviv's best bread ever. Bridgeland Market's got just enough of everything that picking up items for a meal that evening should be doable.
But beware! If you spend to much time loitering in the aisles and trying to figure out what you want, someone may just come ask you if there's anything you need help with.. and then do his best to give you BBQ ideas. And even worse still, if you're found near the baguettes, another of the staff could very well pounce to.. *gasp* help you out with just the right bread stick. But don't worry, he's easily chased off with the threat of a bread stick beating.
If you have no need for groceries, just stick near the front and order yourself some ice cream. My favourite food group!
April Underdog Challenge: 18/30