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| - After drinking 107 ounces of beer, this review was written. And no, the writer was not drunk.
Continue reading to learn how a Scotty's server broke her morals by serving more beer than she would "morally" ever serve.
Why two stars, you ask? Two words: POOR SERVICE.
My friend and I enter at 3:00p. Hostess guides us to high top tables. We look at each other then at hostess and ask, "Can we have a lower table, please?" While looking at section with lower tables, hostess responds, "All of those sections are closed." I look at my friend and say, "You have a difficult time sitting at high top tables, right?" Hostess reassures us that the low top tables aren't available. This is the first time the customers look at each other with an "OKAY! SERIOUSLY?" face. (10 minutes later, two new parties entered. Guess where they were seated? Correct...in the section that was "closed".
We are seated; looking through menus, school-girl gigging while reading the humorous names of entrees out loud. Employee #1 walks by within ear shot of us and says to Employee #2, "Can you find them a server please?" This is the second time we looked at each other with an "OKAY! SERIOUSLY?" face. There are "sections", right? So, there must be a server assigned to our section. Hmmmmm...interesting...and not a good interesting...
Server approaches table; asks for our beverage of choice. I stated my drink selection and server asks, "What size? 8 oz.? 16? 25? 60 or 101 oz., but I won't serve the 101 oz. to you." I ask server why she won't serve 101 oz. "Some servers will serve 101 oz. to a group and some will serve that amount to groups of 2, but morally I won't." This is the third time we looked at each other with an "OKAY! SERIOUSLY?" face.
(By the end of the visit guess what we did? Between the two of us, we ordered and drank 107 oz. of beer just to prove a point. Hey server, just to let you know, you broke your morals. Yes, we did the math and you served more ounces of beer than you said you would "morally" serve to two people. #justsaying)
We were sitting for 5 minutes looking over our menus and server approached us 3 separate times asking if we were ready to order. After third time, server said, "Well, why don't you just close your menus when you're ready to order so I don't keep bothering you by asking if you're ready to order?" Hey server, guess what? You were serving two individuals that knew that "trick of the trade" because we've been part of your trade. Maybe you could have communicated that from the beginning. #communicationwillgetyouabettertip Fourth time we looked at each other with an "OKAY! SERIOUSLY?" face.
Once food was delivered, we rated food, presentation of food, and timeliness of food delivered 3 1/2 stars.
Server provides us with our checks after we had almost finished 82 oz. of beer in total. Nope, we weren't done. Nope, she never asked us if we wanted more to drink. Fifth time we looked at each other with an "OKAY! SERIOUSLY?" face.
After a few awkward, what she thought were sly, passes at our table, she finally stopped and said, "Do you mind if I ring these up? I don't want to get in trouble from my boss for the tab not being correct in the morning." Hey server...just admit...your shift was ending and you needed to cash out; we all know you wanted your tip. #wearentstupid #communicationwillgetyouabettertip Sixth time we looked at each other with an "OKAY! SERIOUSLY?" face.
Why two stars, you ask? Two words: POOR SERVICE.
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