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  • This was by far the strangest spa I have ever been to: lights in the eyes, being put into a large water egg, sitting on a zero gravity chair while the chair hums and vibrates. Definitely not your regular spa that I go to with a facial, massage, pedicure. The Pulsar, or what I call lights camera action, was very cool: you sit in a chair with these funky glasses, and ear phones on. The lights dance around and you are to keep your eyes shut. It feels like when I was a kid in my parents Chevy Malibu driving across the country at night, sleeping, and the city lights were flashing through my eyelids as we went through major cities. My partner was also in the room getting the same treatment and he stated that I had snored, but I don't remember falling asleep! I would have like a longer session by about 5 minutes as I awoke feeling like I was still deep asleep, or maybe that was what was intended! The Egg, aka flotation bath was my least favorite, although it was fun/novelty to float in the water. I just couldn't shake the awkward feeling of hearing my heartbeat thump in my ears loudly while I was floating, so I had to work hard at not listening to it. Also the music is to tell you when you are to get out (angelic music), but my music had stopped completely, so I thought they had changed the signal and got out: turns out it was a technical malfunction and I only did a 1/2 session in the bath. It was ok because I was not thoroughly enjoying it like the other 2 services I had requested and just played with a pendulum sand thing in the lobby/waiting area. The Neurospa is where you sit in a zero gravity chair, and the chair hums and vibrates. At first I wondered if this was just a really bad massage chair, but decided to let my thoughts go and enjoy the moment... at first the vibration touched only my lower back,but then ran up to my mid back, then shoulders. Then pouf my arms and fingers felt like lead and I found it hard to move them - it was as if they were magnetically charged to the chair. It was a quick 30 mins,,,my partner said I snored again although I do not remember loosing consciousness! It was hard o drive home afterward, I felt like jelly and like I was sleep walking/driving (yes I sleep walk on occasion when I super tired!). Luckily for me my partner drove, although he too was out of it and nearly got into an accident. I woke up this morning still tired after 8hrs of sleep, but feeling at peace. CONCLUSION I would return to the Ovarium for the Pulsar and Neurospa and maybe even a deep tissue massage, which was something I had wanted to get here but could not due to time constraints.
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