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  • If you're looking for a gaggle of young, good looking women anxiously waiting to greet you when you walk in the door and then slide into sleek banquets surrounded by equally sleek decor, you came to the right place. The white glove treatment is nice, but all the hotness of the hostess(es) and servers doesn't make up for the price-tag of truly, uninspired food. it's not that it's bad, its just that it's been done so many times before. It's the same shit, different decor. The only think that really differentiates Moxies, Milestones & Joey, actually is the decor and the length of the dresses. I should note that Moxies redefines the mini-skirt by being no longer than the labia majora. At Joey, it is indeed a little more tasteful. I digress. The bar area is nice, with lots of flat screens and I suppose if you are looking for an upscale sports bar, this might be your best bet. If you are looking for a global menu with something for everyone, this might be your best bet. If you have no idea what you want and you just want to see hot women bring you food, this might be your best bet. I'm not going to write about the food, because at an operation like milestones, Joey or moxies the recipes are so routine and tested and that it almost always comes out tasting pretty good. It's consistent, which is nice. Price-wise you aren't going to get out of here for less than $30 per person.
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