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  • Do you really want to get ripped an ass hole here? Lol, ok maybe I'm being a bit harsh, but this is from my experience only. This is my second time frequenting a strip club so now that I am actually more aware this time of my surroundings and not drunk off my ass then I'd have to say that I would rather be downstairs watching the ladies lol. I came here for a bachelorette party as I really had no intentions to get any lap dances from anyone. Entrance fee was $30. After we all were served our drinks that cost an arm and a leg, we had strippers trying to rape us each of $20 for lap dances. My gf was approached by a stripper with an accent asking her if she had $20 and proceeded to tell her in his thick accent that he wanted to give me a lap dance because in his words "I can really fu** her up", but good thing my girl didn't oblige lol. I would have kicked her butt! Lol... After having the maximum number of drinks allowed which is 2 (who is really counting?), I separate and gallavant with 2 other gf's to the stage to watch the surprise unfold... Damn these fu**ers are huge! I'm talking muscle huge here ok!?! As I walked around to the other side of the stage, I get hit in the arm by one of the resident strippers doing his lame fancy footwork move in the air. He kicked me so hard that it bugged & bruised me for that whole week &1/2! I rained on the other girls' parade and smacked the daylight out of the guy who then tried to get a dollar out of me, but didn't get anything back but his ass being ripped another hole. I laughed at the whole matter and just decided to take a shot (drink #3) to relieve the annoyance I was having out of the male strippers. After that whole ordeal, one of my gf's and I head downstairs to chill and just watch the ladies do their thang. I was really surprised to see how many couples were there enjoying their lap dances together! It was fairly mellow downstairs and not anything near the party going on upstairs lol. Our party had some first timers who were pretty nervous at first, but after a teaspoon of alcohol, one unleashed the stripper out of herself and began to give the resident stripper a show for his own money. It was HIGHlarious son lol!!! She came in not wanting to be touched by a stripper only coming out having being touched by a majority and then some! Depending on your preference, if you're coming with a party make sure to call in and check for prices and/or make reservations if you really have to. Funny, when I was here, I felt like I was in an episode of the Vice City game... Since it was my first time at OG, I can say that I would not come back and that is definite.
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