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dateCreated	2016-09-20 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Phoenix Symphony
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rev:text	What a mixed bag. The place is clean and pretty, very pleasantly located downtown with several dining venues around. The bar is reasonably priced for downtown, although they supply a limited offering. Bartenders were patient and professional. The chairs, however, are uncomfortably small. There is an overpriced boutique, where you can spend $90 on a 9" bust of Beethoven, or $10 on a music box's innards probably mass produced by the sweat of children in China listening to Beethoven while they work. Hey, it's your money, do what you want. We were there for opening weekend to hear Beethoven's 5th. Let me say that technically speaking, the musicians and conductor were simply fantastic and flawless. I have perfect pitch and I didn't flinch once. I did not like that we were subjected to an opening piece of modern noise that has no other legitimate category than 'music' that was composed by the conductor's long time friend since they were kids. It was called "Remnants" I believe, and it was supposed to be the dialogue of 2 gongs. What it reminded me of was this time my kids ran through a kitsch store and crashed liberally into some wind chimes. It was dreadful that somebody performed this with an orchestra purposefully, and I took the time to reflect on my past sins and how I might atone for them to avoid further karmic punishment. I learned quickly that, while I am a patient person who loves classical music, the symphony is not for me. Several times I dozed off when the more melodic pieces began. Then I found myself giggling uncontrollably at the woman sitting in front of me. She appeared as a cross between a frustrated librarian and a cockatiel; she furiously snapped her head and beamed a death glare at people who cleared their throat, or dropped coins on the floor, or silently used their cell phones...I did not commit any of these atrocities, but I did sing part of the National Anthem which she killed me quickly with her gaze for doing. So, I'm sadly not a member of society; I will live my life out as most pariahs, gorging on Three Musketeer bars as I drive my used Toyota, listening to Beethoven on my factory issued stereo.
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rev:reviewer	John

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