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| - Nice and quiet, just like the cockroaches like it. Lots of bed bugs to keep them company too. Had my apartment sprayed for both 3 times per month while I lived here, but they still kept coming back. Old appliances which would constantly break. They would be fixed, but never replaced. Monthly meth head raids abound within the complex, so you'll never be bored or starved for entertainment. If you choose to enjoy these things, you'll get a wonderful surprise when you move out. They don't give you a list of what the apartment condition is when you move in, so you're on the hook for all repairs and upgrades when you move out. Don't worry, the move out cost is only your deposit ($150-$300), plus another $400-$500. Oh, and it looks so good on the outside, you get to enjoy 8 people (1 or 2 adults and 6-7 kids) living in a 2 bedroom apartment. Bring your own air filters and other preventive things, as these aren't included. Air conditioner may or may not work in the summer. They do fix it within 2-3 days, but be sure to wear lots of swim wear, since your AC will go out around 10 times per month when the temps go above 90 degrees. If this place was a designated homeless shelter, it would be an upgrade.
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