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rev:text	I had lunch here recently with my wife and daughter. The setting was lovely, spacious and full of natural light. Perfect for lunch! I felt the ordering process was strange and inefficient for the type of restaurant. You wait in line to order, pay, tip, then wait for your food to randomly come out. Smart of them to have you tip before you judge the service. Although the staff was friendly the orders came out randomly and slow. I regularly saw staff wander the restaurant trying to find where to deliver the food. We ordered mixed berries with granola and yogurt, the blue rocket beet salad, a freekeh bowl, red bliss potatoes and a chocolate croissant. The croissant was great and luckily the yogurt and berries came out first for my daughter. That was good too. 10 minutes down the line we received the beet salad which was just ok. About 10 minutes later we finally got the freekeh bowl. Keep in mind that these 3 orders were each of our lunches, not shared dishes. We each got fed one at a time. The freekeh bowl was actually horrible but I forced myself to eat 4 or 5 bites. The eggplant was completely dry, the curried garbanzo beans were completely dry, the squash was dry and the other third was a pile of surprisingly bland pickled cabbage. In fact the whole thing didn't taste like it had any seasoning, salt or oil. 10 minutes later we finally got the red bliss potatoes (my only side dish) which I had to have them put in a box by then. They were very salty potatoes fried to a crisp and smashed like they got run over by a car. I almost thought they were messing with me when I opened that box and took a bite. How do you mess up potatoes? I'm curious too. After spending $60+ on that lunch I felt completely burned. And to top it off, my receipt had a lame ass quote at the bottom from Richard Alpert that said something along the lines of "all I do is love everything in the universe all day", as if they are trying to prime you into liking this place because it falls under the category of "things in the universe". As if I didn't have enough crap shoved down my throat by then. If I go again it will only be for black coffee. That's one thing that can't be messed up even if its bad, right??
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