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  • PLEASE for the love of God DO NOT EAT HERE!!! This place deserves -5 stars and should be put out of business!!! Let me explain... I went to dinner with my BF, we were promptly greeted and seated. The woman with blonde hair (guessing she is the owners wife) was very nice, asked if we had been there before and I said no. She said that all of the food was homemade and to enjoy. I was really hopeful, really... I opened the menu and to my surprise saw a breakfast menu (that should have been clue number 1!). We ordered the Arancini as an appetizer, it came out and looked really good. I expected it to be super hot being that Arancini is a fried food. I was a little surprised that no steam came out upon digging my fork in. Upon tasting it I was sadly disappointed... It was Luke warm/cold and tasted like ricaroni mixed with canned peas and carrots and a tiny bit of who knows what kind of meat, it fell apart, those familiar with Arancini just know... any how, I kept taking little bites and all of a sudden burnt my mouth!!! WTF?!?! These were MICROWAVED!!! Nobody would admit it when asked, they said they were fried then put in the oven, YEAH, MICROWAVE OVEN!!!! The owner ended up taking it off the bill, great! Next came dinner, I ordered the Pescatore. It came, looked beautiful! I was so hopeful. I took a bite of the calamari and spit it right out! It was the most rubbery disgusting piece of previously frozen, over cooked garbage I have ever had!!! The muscles and clams weren't THAT bad, but also previously frozen. Even the pasta was previously cooked!!! WTH? Homemade? A week ago? From dumpster diving?!?! Right! The owner offered to give me a dessert... a DESSERT?!?! For my $22 plate of garbage? Is that frozen too?!?! Please save your money!!!
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