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| - Aww with a name like Table 34 I could only imagine the food is almost as bland as the name. No problem, I like to give small mom and pop Restaurants a try. I enter with a little skepticism as I should not to be greeted and seated, but instead wait, and wait and wait to finally be greeted by Lori who seemed irritated with her half smile and very plain demeanor. She seats us and we wait and wait and wait...to finally have a server approach us who doesn't speak a lick of understandable plain ENGLISH. Now I know were in Vegas and it's a very diverse place with a lot of different people and cultures, but this is an Americanized restaurant right?? Wrong!!! The food I ordered was the pork chop that was so fatty I didn't finish it, that came with a side of Chipotle' mashed potatos that were so flavorless with taste I dumped salt on them to wash them down with my overpriced beverage. Also had a side of the mixed veggies that were so oily and drenched in a butter oil that I couldn't eat. Ok maybe it's an off night no biggie. Onto dessert. The ice cream was great but I can tell it's not homemade but rather ordered from a vendor, no biggie I ate all of it. 1 star for that. Where I start to slowly decline my stars is the mediocre food and plate presentation. Strike 2, waitress was short, rude, and didn't explain the menu well and I sensed irribility when I had questions, strike 3. Strike 4 is how the waitresses and waiters glare at customers and walk away and snap towels at each other laughing and talking in Spanish laughing at God knows what? Maybe they weren't laughing at me directly but it's just uncomfortable and sets off a bad vibe for such a nice restaurant with so much potential and decor. Last strike is seeing CHEF WES grab a beer and pop it open and take a drink and walk back to the Kitchen like he doesn't care what's going on in his Restaurant. Shame on you Chef Wes for drinking on the job, even if it's your Restaurant don't drink while working and preparing orders while customers are in your building eating food! Completely unprofessional and I will NEVER be back or recommend. Also if I hear Lori talk about how she's such an independent strong woman who's made it in life one more time I'm going to vomit my Salted Caramel ice cream all over the table. I guess having a very small unknown restaurant with flavorless food and rude staff who can't speak English and make customers feel at home is making it in America. Thank you Donald Trump...but hey, this is all just locker room talk right???
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