I have here a disgustingly bad roast beef sandwich. Inedible.
When I order a roast beef sandwich (and unless it's stated clearly otherwise) I expect sliced roast beef -- preferably rare -- and definitely not overcooked lumps and shreds that taste like dog food smells. Dry and chalky. (They also put cheese on the sandwich, even though I specifically asked them not to.)
This meat is so bad, I thought at first they must have given me the wrong order, so had to go online to check what their menu said. It's described as "Our secret pulled roast beef recipe, slow roasted to perfection."
The "secret" part I can believe. The perfection? Not even close. And pulled beef -- had I realized that was what they were offering, I would have never ordered anything in the first place.
Well, at least the dog will be happy.