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  • If you know me, you are already wondering why I gave 4 stars to a pool. To a club. To a place that is everything I despise - sun, water, obnoxious people, annoying music that is too loud, etc... Well, it gets four stars because I was in a private bungalow. I have no idea what that costs, their website gives you zero pricing information, but Google searches tell me it is anywhere between $5k and $10k. So if you have that kind of money to blow on a pool experience, by all means, blow it here. BF's work took us on a mini vacation to Vegas and hanging out here was one of the planned activities. We said we weren't interested, but we were persuaded to at least check it out. I was glad we did. The bungalows are spacious and very posh. I was able to avoid the sun, and even though it was 106 outside, it felt about 85 in the bungalow due to the ceiling fan with a mister. The good: The bungalow was large, we had I believe 22 in our party and space was not an issue. If you are into the sun, you have a private area to lay out, or a private pool to hang out in. There is a TV if you want to watch something. Not that you would be able to hear it, lol. They give you a massive bowl of fresh fruit upon your arrival, and smaller bowls of frozen grapes, which are promptly replenished if they run out. We wanted for nothing, if we ran out of alcohol, more was brought to us. If we wanted a drink, a bikini clad lady would whip it up for us. The food we had for lunch was great - sushi, a chilled seafood platter, chicken fingers, sandwiches, fries, fish tacos - all very tasty. There is a private bathroom you share with the other bungalows, so waiting in line isn't really an issue since you aren't sharing with the hundreds of people at the pool. The bad: The security is beyond ridiculous. You cannot bring in a bottle of water or chap stick. My boyfriend couldn't bring his e-cig, but people were allowed to bring in cigarettes. If you have anything they don't allow in, you will need to check your items (and pay $10 for a locker). My advice? Bring your cell phone, ID and sunblock, cause nothing else is getting in. It's WAY too loud. Maybe that's just my old lady attitude talking, but really, it's a bit much. We stayed about three hours and I was yelling so much to talk to people that three days later, I still have a hoarse voice. Since this is hardly my scene, I don't think I would come back - even if we had a bungalow. It was a nice thing to experience once, but I would rather be in a dark casino than out there.
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