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  • Worst. Buffet. Ever. 'Nuff said. No...scratch that, I must vent. Or Yelp. Wow, what a disaster. My workmate and I were craving a buffet today, and on the way into work I had passed the Golden Coin and thought it looked like any standard cheap buffet from the outside. But I was fooled, it's not just ANY cheap buffet, it's THE cheap buffet. Well, as Roger Daltrey says, "I won't get fooled again!" The sign outside says $4.86 buffet, lunch or dinner. For less than a Lincoln, it's worth a try, right? (Wrong!) First of all, cash only, people, no plastic. And here's the ENTIRE buffet list: Rice (of the brown fried variety, bland) Lo Mein (I'm not sure what that taste is, but it ain't Lo Mein) Egg Rolls (small, cut in half, and awful. And there's that "taste" again...) Fried Chicken (the only food of redeeming quality) Wings (again, bland, though decent in size) Sweet and Sour Pork (I'll get to this in a second) Yep, that's it. The whole buffet. And no refills on the sodas, either. Some greasy chinese crispy noodles. No soup. (Hey, no soup means not having to provide spoons!) The fried chicken wasn't bad, but other than that, I wouldn't serve this food to prisoners. Except the ones on death row, and that's to save money on electricity. I'm not quite sure what the deal was with the Sweet and Sour Pork. The sauce was the consistency of water, the meat was......wait, I don't want to know. If I could give it 1/1000th of a star, I'd do it. Steer clear, and your digestive system will thank you.
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