I'd put this place on par with a "mall massage". My wife and I got a couples massage. The guy giving my wife a massage asked her about 50 times if he was massaging too hard (on a deep tissue massage), not once did she say yes. I get checking a couple times, but repeatedly asking becomes discomforting. There was an infant screaming for a good 15 minutes (not easy to relax), people were having an argument in the lobby or one of the other rooms. Both masseuses left the room multiple times, often for a couple minutes at a stretch, and conversed in another language regularly. They lather you up with a half-bottle of baby oil (which may work for some people, but not our style). The face-holes in the bed weren't large enough, so it hurt your face and was hard to breath. Neither of us enjoyed the massage or felt relaxed afterward.