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  • Cafe Bricco has good food just like the location near Playhouse Square. It isn't exactly the same but if you like one, you'll like the other. Order a stiff drink or maybe a shot of liquor. You'll need it. Let me explain. I don't know you and you may or may not accept what I write as accurate or meaningful. Let's face it, you're on Yelp reading a review for a restaurant in Akron when you could be making the world a better place. I'm not judging you. You matter in some way to someone and that is why I am concerned for you. Getting into this restaurant involves you almost (or in fact) being involved in an automobile accident. You could very easily be injured in your quest to get a pizza with something on it other than pepperoni. If you try to get here from the highway, God help you. If you are coming in from Akron, it's russian roulette to cross the two lanes of route 18 with all the junker drunkards plowing into each other and cussing like they're from Columbus. If you are trying to get there from the road next to the mall directly across the street, you aren't going to make it. You are going to try, fail, and die unless you bulldog hard right and turn around way the hell out there by the Max and Erma's. "..but wait, Slick, that's three miles up the street...I'll just shoot across 18 and be there in a flash." No, friend. You won't. I have seen people dipped in plastic, skinned like a trout and posed in a museum with a basketball. I have tasted sausage. When I tell you that Bricco food is good, it may be right but by God when I tell you to be careful getting to this place, please accept my words like they are the most important you'll ever read. Please. Do it for the people that want a gift from you at Christmastime. I love you.
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