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  • Sushi Bong is basically a meth lab for sushi. As a lowly meth(sushi) addict, you use your burner phone to tell your dealer(hostess) how much you want to pickup. She quickly relays this info to the drug lords (sushi chefs) in the back, who are synthesizing their meth to perfection. They ensure that their product is of the purest grade so that their clients get nice, clean hits and become addicted, coming back for more. It takes about 10 minutes for the drug lords to synthesize your order. Your dealer is fairly considerate, packaging your meth with a pipe (chopsticks), and needles (soya sauce). You get home and you smoke, inhale, and inject(eat) the meth(sushi) all within the span of 20 minutes. It's the best and cheapest meth you've ever had, and you feel nothing but euphoria. The feeling slowly fades and you pass out (food coma). You wake up the next morning with your house trashed. There's random people passed out on your living room floor, shards of glass everywhere, and your carpet is stained with puke and blood. Today being a new day, you pay no mind, as you make your way to Sushi Bong, anticipating your next hit.
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