To say that TWC offers poor service would be an insult to all other phrases that have used the word poor in the past. The very definition in Webster's dictionary would use a picture of these guys, but couldn't get the Internet connection to download a picture. TWC offered to send a picture, in person, sometime between 8am and 8pm.
Company makes promises they can't keep and has us locked into a no-win scenario as the closest damn thing to a monopoly the US supposedly allows. South Park did a wonderful job of mocking these people and I'm at the point where my mortal mind can barely fathom the nipple play at work behind closed doors.
But there is hope, friends! For soon a glorious prophecy shall be fulfilled and all our pains will be gone! Take heart, brethren, and remember:
Google is coming.